Några ambitiösa personer har samlat på hög o sen skrivit en bok (Disorder in the American Courts) av helt  otroliga ordväxlingar som utväxlats PÅ RIKTIGT i domstolar. Ska jag tillägga, amerikanska? Här är två :
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid